But my dreams, they aren't as empty...

As those of you who know me well might have guessed, I have wasted no time in my now single life adding notches to my belt. And I, for one, am convinced that I am the luckiest gal in the world as after having all my fun whilst at school, I still get to come home every weekend for the sex that tops them all.

Life is good :D

So, basically, I get to have my cake and eat it too :)

I am now a single gal and it's going to stay that way for a very very long time ;)

I just realized that I have like a week before I go back to school.
This whole time I've been feeling like I have weeks and weeks left of summer and now I have days.
literally JUST hit me.
fuck.

ENTPs are frequently described as clever, cerebrally and verbally quick, enthusiastic, outgoing, innovative, and resourceful. ENTPs are motivated by a desire to understand and improve the world they live in. They are usually accurate in sizing up a situation. They may have a perverse sense of humor and sometimes play devil's advocate, which can create misunderstandings with friends, coworkers, and family. ENTPs are ingenious and adept at directing relationships between means and ends. ENTPs 'think outside the box,' devising fresh, unexpected solutions to difficult problems. However, they are less interested in generating and following through with detailed plans than in generating ideas and possibilities. ENTPs are quick to see complex interrelationships between people, things, and ideas. These interrelationships are analyzed in profound detail. The result is an in-depth understanding of the way things and relationships work, and how they can be improved.



I'm going to make such a great marriage counselor/ sex therapist!

I can't think of one good reason
why I'm always thinking about leaving
It's not like everything's so horrible
Been together for a few years now
And you know all my ins and outs
But everything's way too comfortable

Sometimes I wish you'd cheat on me
then leaving here would be so easy
it's time to take a chance and give you up

Better sorry than safe.

Tonight on my way home from work I was driving down tyler rd right next to meijer and a cat darted out in front of my car and by the time I saw it i barely had time to stop and I ran over it... my left wheel probably going right over it's head.


and I've been crying ever since.

me and Leia got fucking arrested tonight.... and I'm really pissed off about it.

I have never met a non-douche bag cop that was actually looking out for my personal civil liberties and had the intention of actually serving and protecting the community. Simply enforcing the law is a half-assed approach to policing.

Yes stealing is against the law, but Bumble & Bumble charging $25 for shampoo is robbery anyway.

at least I got the experience of being handcuffed and put into the back of a police car... if only it were for something cooler ... like bank robbery.

when do you stop living for the weekend and just start living?

















I'm so ready for this day to be over because my job is shitty and thus they treat me shitty.... and I really hate the dentist.


I'm so ready for this summer to be over because at least when I'm at school alcohol is in higher abundance.

Miss Donatella Versace (Tellie for short) :





the latest love of my life :D

yesterday Leia, Chelsea and I were on our way to turtle cove and while we were crossing the intersection at haggerty and the n. service dr. some asshole decided to run a red light and we slammed right into the side of him. Leia's brand new focus is totaled, but she was okay, however Chelsea and I were taken to the hospital with minor injuries. All in all, by the way her car looked, you would have thought that everyone in it had to have died, however this asshole that blatantly ran a red light (even going to far as to go around other cars in front of him to run this light according to witnesses) did not even say sorry, or inquire if we were all okay. This douche bag could have killed me and two of my best friends and he showed no remorse for what he did, even going to far to appear to be inconvenienced by the accident. asshole!!

I'm just glad we're all okay going through all of the scenarios of what "could have" happened, we are all very lucky.

it just came to me...internet porn is really a hit or miss.........

one minute you could be happily looking at your porn but with the internet that can quickly take a violent turn into biggest turn off ever.... -ville....  rendering it impossible to continue in sexual activities until the nausea goes away...
 
there is also the porn that is just so weird or interesting that it makes it impossible to continue in sexual activities because you can't not pay attention to it.


hmph.

Okay, I just listened to Green Day's new album that came out today (21st Century Breakdown) and while there were some songs that I really enjoyed (mostly because they reminded me of one of their older songs) I hate to say that I was over all unimpressed. =( don't do this to me Green Day!

songs worth listening to in case you are interested:
Viva la Gloria?
Peacemaker
Horseshoes and Handgrenades
Know Your Enemy

21 Guns just because it's really catchy... most likely to get a lot of radio play.

okay, giving it a second listen I guess it's not that bad...

Songs I actually do not like:

Christians Inferno ( incredibly pop-y sounding  given the title... confusing...)
Before the Lobotomy (too sing-songy... even after the drastic change in the middle)


most others I can handle...

meh I'm going to go listen to some 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours as remedy.

My roommate, Marissa (i.e. truly the best roommate anyone could ever be anonymously paired up with) just finished moving all her stuff out and left. Now I am alone in my dorm room with the door locked, crying my eyes out , reading the note she left me over and over again because I will never have a roommate as great as her again.

 We couldn't be more different, her a devout christian who has never even kissed a boy, me an atheist with a sex addiction, and it is one in a million that we clicked the way we did, becoming even better roommates than the ones who actually chose their own roommates.


I love the crap out of you, Marissa. thank god you don't have a live journal so you can't see how pathetic I am right now, haha

current reads.





current drink.





current favorite.





current hate.





current obsession.






current idol.

Monogamy. I hates it.

Branded by Billy Idol.

so.... I'M GOING TO IRELAND!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I love it when my ass pops up on 4chan long after it was initially posted =) They like me! they really like me!




daaayyyyummm...

"Hi, it's me. I was just calling to let you know that I'm getting married.... to myself.... Oh! and I'm registered at Manolo Blahnik"

I've decided that my relationship with Kyle is like my hair....

It has taken me a long time to grow my hair this long. This is how long I've always wanted my hair to be. Now that it is this long and beautiful and perfect, I'm very happy with it. There is nothing wrong with my long hair and in fact I love it when it is this long and wonderful....

But I will always have the urge to cut it all off... and try something new... especially on a bad hair day (even though there are not many bad hair days because, like my relationship, my hair is perfect.)

Even though I will probably always have the urge to stray to new hairstyles... I'm not cutting off these locks any time soon ;)